265+ Turkey Puns Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes, Captions & Wordplay for Laugh and Holiday Fun 2026

🍗 Talkin’ Drumsticks Turkey Puns

• Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!

• Don’t be a jerk, it’s just a twerky turkey!

• You butter believe this meal is something to cluck about!

• Stop poultry-ing around and pass the gravy.

• I’m all about that baste, ‘bout that baste, no treble.

• Keep calm and gobble on.

• Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about — starting with turkey!

• It’s the most wonderfowl time of the year.

• I’m stuffed with laughter.

• No fowl play here, just pure pun perfection.

🥧 “Pie Hard” Turkey Puns

• Let’s get basted!

• Feast mode: activated.

• You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes.

• Gobble till you wobble!

• Thankful, blessed, and fully dressed.

• Talk turkey to me.

• Don’t go bacon my heart — I’d rather have turkey.

• Let’s carve out some time to laugh.

• Don’t be chicken, try the turkey!

• Feast your eyes on this pun-derful bird.

😎 “Too Cool to Cluck” Turkey Puns

• That turkey’s got no chill — it’s roasting hot!

• Winging it since 1621.

• This turkey’s going viral (and not just the bird flu way).

• Twerk-key alert!

• Keep your gobble strong.

• Don’t sweat the stuffing.

• Baste life, best life.

• No turkey left behind!

• You’re looking extra crisp today.

• Let’s make it gravy, baby.

💃 “Let’s Get Basted” Turkey Puns

• Turkey and chill?

• Baste friends forever.

• Roasted and toasted.

• Don’t stop be-leafing (in leftovers).

• Leftovers are my love language.

• Wobble ‘til you drop.

• Feeling extra thyme-y.

• Call me maybe — after the nap.

• Thankful AF (Always Full).

• Keep calm and cranberry on.

🦴 “Cluckin’ Classics” Turkey Wordplay

• The turkey said, “Quack!”— just to throw everyone off.

• You’re the stuffing of my dreams.

• Poultry in motion!

• I’m on a roll (dinner roll).

• Give ‘em something to squawk about.

• Don’t be salty — that’s the gravy’s job.

• 100% certified gobbler.

• Eat, pray, gobble.

• Let’s raise the steaks… I mean drumsticks.

• No turkeys were harmed (okay, maybe one).

💤 “Nap After Feast” Turkey Puns

• That turkey hit me right in the nap zone.

• Tryp-to-fan club member since birth.

• Stuffed and snoozin’.

• Wake me up when leftovers call.

• Caught between gravy and a soft place.

• Napflix and chill.

• Snore-key the turkey.

• Dreaming of pie and second helpings.

• Gobble, grub, and go comatose.

• Turkey coma: achieved.

🎤 “Gobble Mic Drop”  Turkey Joke Puns

• What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing wing!

• Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.

• What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky!

• How does a turkey flirt? “You’re looking extra gravy today.”

• What do turkeys use for the Internet? The gobble-net!

• What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, Google!”

• Why was the turkey arrested? Fowl play.

• What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!

• What kind of key won’t open a door? A turkey!

• Why was the turkey so popular? It was the main course!

🥔 “Mash Made in Heaven”  Turkey Puns

• You’re the gravy to my mashed life.

• Let’s meat halfway — at the carving station.

• Stuffing goals achieved.

• You make my heart skip a beet.

• Carbs and gratitude — a love story.

• Life’s short, lick the butter.

• Whisk it for the biscuit.

• Roll with it, baby.

• Everything’s butter with turkey.

• Spread love like cranberry sauce.

🦚 “Fancy Feathers” Elegant Turkey Puns

• Haute gobble-ture.

• Cluckin’ classy.

• Feathers and flair, darling.

• Too glam to cram.

• Turkey couture on fleek.

• Strut your stuff(ing).

• Dress to impress — and digest.

• Gobble goals: achieved.

• Stylishly stuffed.

• Feather fabulousness.

💘 “Love at First Bite”  Romantic Turkey Puns

• You’ve stolen a piece of my pie.

• You’re my main dish.

• We’re a perfect baste match.

• Gravy, you complete me.

• You had me at gobble.

• Love you from my head to my drumsticks.

• You’re stuffing amazing.

• Let’s carve out forever.

• You’re gravy to my soul.

• Thanks for the sweet potatoes of my heart.

🕺 “Feast Mode On” – Party Time Turkey Jokes

• Can’t stop, won’t stop — till the pie drops.

• Feast and release.

• Let’s get this bread (literally).

• Too full to function.

• No regrets, just rolls.

• Pour decisions were made.

• Gravy train never stops.

• One more bite for good measure.

• Eat, nap, repeat.

• Full of joy (and stuffing).

🧈 “Butter Believe It” – Turkey Puns 

• Butter luck next time!

• Spread the love, not the crumbs.

• I butter not eat anymore (just kidding).

• Butter me up, it’s Thanksgiving!

• Life is butter with friends.

• Smooth like butter, flaky like crust.

• Gobble goals achieved.

• Butter late than never.

• Butter together forever.

• No margarine for error.

🕰 “Throwback Turkey” Retro Turkey Puns

• Groovy gobbles only.

• Stayin’ alive (barely after dessert).

• Feathered and fabulous since ‘21.

• Retro roast vibes.

• Keepin’ it baste-ic.

• Totally gravy, dude.

• Disco and drumsticks.

• Funky fowl energy.

• Pass the vinyl and the pie.

• Let’s jam (cranberry style).

😋 “Stuffed With Laughs”  Filling Puns

• I’m stuffed to the gills.

• Turkey’s the real MVP — Most Valuable Poultry.

• It’s all gravy, baby.

• Just winging dinner.

• Feeling extra crispy.

• That meal was cluckin’ good.

• My tummy’s officially gobbled.

• Stuff happens.

• Don’t turkey shame me.

• Digesting my life choices.

🧃 “Sip Happens”  Drink & Feast Puns

• Pour some gravy on me.

• Gobble and goblet.

• Wine not?

• Clucktails, anyone?

• Drinksgiving is my favorite holiday.

• Let’s toast to turkey time!

• Sippin’ and stuffin’.

• Cheers to leftovers.

• Don’t whine, it’s turkey time.

• Gravy shots, anyone?

🦃 “Gobble Goals”  Thanksgiving Humor

• Thanks for the memories (and the mashed).

• Gratitude served hot.

• Turkey vibes only.

• Feast your heart out.

• Blessed and well-dressed.

• Pass the stuffing, not the drama.

• Turkey appreciation society.

• One bite at a thyme.

• Cranberry cool.

• Let’s give thanks — and take naps.

🌽 “Corny but Cute” Turkey Puns

• Why did the turkey sit on the corn? To hatch some corny jokes!

• You’re ear-resistible.

• Kernel of truth: I love you.

• Stalk about a good time.

• Cob-solutely perfect dinner.

• Corn-gratulations, it’s turkey time.

• Poppin’ with joy.

• Buttered up and ready to roll.

• Don’t cornfuse the sides.

• Let’s shuck and jive.

🏠 “Home for the Holidays” Cozy Turkey Puns

• There’s no place like home for the feast.

• Gravy and gratitude — my two moods.

• Cozy carbs incoming.

• Stuffing + sofa = bliss.

• Pie, pillows, and peace.

• Home is where the turkey is.

• Family, food, and funny puns.

• Nap central station.

• Love served warm.

• Feast vibes only.

😜 “Poultry in Motion” Active Turkey Puns

• Run, turkey, run!

• Trot ‘til you drop.

• Fitness? More like fit this pie in my mouth.

• Wobble warriors unite!

• Stretch before you stuff.

• Drumstick dashers.

• Gobble gains.

• Feasting is my cardio.

• Just wing it.

• Turkey-trot champion (of naps).

💭 “Final Feast” Reflective Turkey Puns

• Thankful for puns that never quit.

• This article was well-basted.

• Gravy train signing off.

• Another meal, another memory.

• Feather you like it or not, it’s over.

• Gobble gratitude forever.

• Stuffed with love and laughter.

• Keep your plate full and your heart fuller.

• Till next feast, my friends.

• Gobble on, world.